I observed a gentlemen sitting at a bar who was wearing a fiddy. A very large black woman approached him, she must have been 300 lbs minimum, "Lemme see dat watch" she almost shouted at the fellow, grabbed his wrist and then farted loudly on his watch. The crystal on the fiddy fogged up, cracked, then blew out across the room in little pieces. "Hmmph, jes like I thought, a fake watch" exclaimed the woman as she waddled her way into the night.