Sitting in the lounge of the shuffleboard grounds a well built blond seated at the end of the bar was constantly staring at my watch,
She walked over and with a wry smile asked " Is that a replica Panerai 111 H you are wearing?" At first I was stunned that she knew that
my rep was an H as opposed to a G which was made without the sandwich dial. When I asked her how she knew this, she said, "You look like a sandwich dial kind of man to me and I want your penis in my mouth". Well, being duly impressed with this womans grasp of watch dials I retorted, "Certainly, any time you want me to place my penis into your mouth , I am up for the job, but seriously, I must know how you knew that my watch was a replica and not a genuine Panerai?" She pulled down her laced bra and exposed two of the largest most perfectly shaped breasts I had seen in 55 days and said, "I work for Paypal Hambone and you are over your limit so I am going to have to make you pay with a load of man gravy on my [censored]" Well, I replied, do your worst.