sgtguk

Jonny comes home from school early on hearing a noise upstairs goes up and sees his mum on top of his dad. He closes the door and goes back down stairs. His mother on hearing the door close jumps from the bed gets dressed and rushes downstairs. She asks Jonny if everything is okay to which he replies yes but what were you doing to dad. Well you know your dad has got a fat tummy I was bouncing up and down to flatten it. Jonny replies you are wasting your time Mum, when you go out the lady next door comes in and she blows it up again.......

Jonny is in the classroom and the teacher asks him, Jonny, there are three birds sitting on the fence, the farmer shoots one so how many are there left? Jonny says, none miss cos the others flew away when the farmer shot one. Teacher says that's the wrong answer Jonny but i like your way of thinking. Jonny says Miss, there are three ladies walking down the road, one is unwrapping an ice lolly, the other is licking an ice lolly, and the other is sucking an ice lolly, which one is married Miss? Teacher says, the one that is sucking the ice lolly is married Jonny. Jonny says, no miss, the one that's wearing the wedding ring........but I like your way of thinking....

With you today mate.....

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Hi and welcome to RwG

Welcome to RwG James

Hey Edge welcome to the madness

Good on ya mate it's pretty speedy from where I'm at !

Awesome mod jt love it ! That movement rocks mate

WoW Thanks for sharing and my favorite is the Simona MKII

Both look great Mike bet I could take my ski out on that lake! My beater today (Monday already)

WOW Well done to you for gathering all this info in one place, Pam's by sheer number confuse the hell outta me

Modded GW for the weekend....

'Maria's best watch' from long while back, comes from where the pieces are bought I think @ tony - the great white is awesome looking and from what I gather is closer to gen but wait for the experts to chime in!

Your posts always make my day Z your a great member of this forum and its all the better for you being here 7000 [censored]s is about right too!

Perfection Always takes time H......we'll wait

When I came here Omega's and Tag no vintage stuff either..........and certainly no Rolex, the 'old mans watch' I never liked.....cough.....cough......how times change eh Now I eat breathe and [censored] Rolex, oh and Tudor too! My name is sgtguk and I'm a watch addict

Much better solution would have been just to extend VIP/Platinum privileges to anyone who had that at the time payments stopped working - until new payment system is in place. Great idea

Great news Z Good on ya

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Thanks woof a bit more to go with it to catch up with yours

Loving this one......

Congrats the Seawolf is gorgeous mate, high on my list when funds permit

I'd get the Gmt, great looking piece manages to give a great presence on the wrist without massive size! No date Sub would be a close 2nd mind

I nearly got roped into a few more jobs round the house by the wifey when she caught me sitting by the screen twiddling me thumbs REALLY GLAD WE ARE BACK ONLINE