Robbie....you don't know me from shinola....but I know you...or rather I've known many like you. (Hell, I was you many years ago...almost to a "T".) And some of them are pushin' up daisies.....as with those they killed with their misplaced "confidence" and smugness on the hiway.
If...IF we are to believe you are who/what you say you are, you have indeed led a charmed life. Let me guess....you were even at Woodstock. No, no....you were the baby born at Woodstock!
Look....whether any of what you have posted is true or false, let's just focus on your own descriptions of yourself and the OP, (not necessary to "quote").
You admit to enjoying breaking the law on a regular basis. You know where the speed limits change yet you refer to the area as a "speed trap". (I'd be willing to bet there is a "Reduced Speed Ahead" sign on that stretch of hiway before the "45" mph sign). Your dry humour is (often) mistaken for sarcasm or you are accused of being a smartass (you even admit to it). You enjoy antagonizing those in law enforcement knowing a small ticket could get "bigger". (This behaviour obviously carries over to your own "friends" and those you interact with.)
No...nevermind...the point is moot. You have decided that you are above the law, rationalizing that by paying the tickets justifies the motive or reason....your blatant stupidity. Sorry, fella, but when someone such as yourself admits to what you have admitted to....there can be only one reason...stupidity. There's no "confidence" or assurance in what you have described, only disrespectful impudence and blatant disregard for the laws of society. And as such you are a danger to society....or at least those on the hiway.
An old friend of mine, a retired Texas Ranger, once told me that anyone who breaks the law on a regular basis, even a "minor" law, either has or will break even more serious laws at some time. Which prompts me to recommend you watch your six, cause you gotta know that every law enforcement officer in your area has your "number". Let's hope your number doesn't become a statistic.