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Hok

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  1. hello, grüße aus wien, i only know the azimuth bombardier, which is a hommage (one could say rep) to the old beobachtungs-uhren used by german bomber navigators during WWII. only 200 pieces were made by azimuth. andrew has a rep that looks really good. but 47mm in size (at least the gen) would be too big for me... don't like this new jagdbomber thingy though, the dial is way too cluttered the bombardier, you can buy it here: http://www.chronomaster.co.uk/azimuth.htm got myself a smaller version by aristo, with date. 200 euros, eta 2824, nearly 38mm, titan, sapphire, SL, and i love it...
  2. A German guy approaches a prostitute and says " I vish to buy sex vit you" >"OK" says the girl, "I'll charge £100 an hour" > >" Ist goot, But I must varn you, I am a little kinky" "No problem" she >replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky" >So off they go to the girl's flat, where the German produces four large >bedsprings and a duck caller "I vant you to tie ze springs to each of your >limbs." > >The girl finds this very strange, but complies, fastening the springs to >her >hands and knees. >"Now you vill get on your hans and knees." She duly does this, balancing on >the springs > >"You vill please blow zis vistle as I make love to you." She finds all this >very odd, but figures it's harmless, and the guy is paying. > >The sex is fantastic. She is bounced all over the room by the energetic >German, all the time honking on the duck caller. > >The climax is the most sensational she has ever experienced, and it is >several minutes before she has recovered her breath. > >Finally she gasps "That was totally amazing....... what do you call that?" > >"Ah", says the German, "Four-sprung duck technique"
  3. i'd be in it with 2 watches if you'd consider re-shipping to the rest of EU... shouldn't be too much of a hassle for you.
  4. put a drop of water on the crystal. if it forms a nice lil' "dome" or "pearl", its sapphire... if not, it'll be just wet.
  5. be thankful that i posted no pics
  6. yup, i'd say even less. this model lacks the minute numbers on the indices. i think it really improves the look because now the small dial is less crowded. get a black leather strap and you have a superb medium sized chrono...
  7. i've only seen the trailer, and even there it did feature. wonder why they didn't place the new mark xvi (what an ugly [censored] )
  8. if you can get a ETA version for the price of an ETA-Rep movement, which one would you take? (whitout inspecting the movement itself). ... as for the miyotas and seikos, I too think that they're rock solid and don't have to hide behind ETAs. and if you consider their price, they kick swiss ass
  9. the thing is, even tough most gens already have excellent SL, you could relume them in white, blue, orange, purple whatever (reps too of course), so that you have quite a unique piece. and this makes me damn horny...
  10. Someone said that the rep has no lume. No idea how it is on the gen... But it'd be fixable i guess by palping it
  11. impressive list, i wouldn't call it a rep anymore. how's timekeeping?
  12. CGs are too long !!!!!11 no, seriously, one of the best seamasters ever. what mods did you do?
  13. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7...4019&pr=goog-sl serious [censored]
  14. i think the daytona suits you best. maybe because it matches your shirt
  15. Hok

    Underdogs

    if a mans watch already says "superman", then by jesus, what do his undies say? well, nice watch. a bit of relume and you have a more than decent diver. really cool
  16. ttk has pics of a , for my eyes, perfect electric blue smp - good pearl, long hands, close to perfect HEV, and (hard to say from his pics) good CGs. a good black one i don't know. unfortunately he never answered me, so no idea if its still available
  17. Hello, everyone knows all those pannys subs and seamasters, with some close to perfect reps. i wanted to ask if you know some underrated reps with excellent quality (i mean they're very close) AND where no one knows the gen anyway... i'm thinking paul picot le plongeur, the IWC GST chrono or to some degree fm crazy hours. any ideas?
  18. Hok

    IWC Rant

    i'm really curious if a good mark XVI will come. unfortunately, if you have seen the gen, it looks just like a sinn 656, stripped of any sexyness. so still praying for this unlikely mark xv rep... EDIT: another, better version, joshua has it: framed date window, minute and third hand too short, hour markers look strange, ?transparent caseback?... *sigh*
  19. @ttk you're right, a nasty flaw. what movement does your mcqueen use? @halley would you like to say a word or two concerning the mcqueen rep?
  20. its not the mcqueen, but still looks nice. king has it, with asian auto
  21. " Why Men Stand to Pee " Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two extra benefits/things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating. "It's a very handy thing," God told the couple, "I was wondering if either one of you wanted the ability. Adam jumped up and blurted, "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to...please, oh please, oh please, let me have that ability. It'd be so great! When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals. I could just stand there and let it fly. It'd be so cool, I could write my name in the sand" On and on he went, Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted that so badly, that he should have it and she really wouldn't mind. And so Adam was given the ability to control the direction of his misdirection while in a vertical position. And so, he was happy, laughing with delight all the while. And it was good. "Fine," God said, looking back into his bag of leftover gifts, "What's left here? Oh yes, Multiple orgasms..." A blind man and his guide dog enter a bar and find their way to a barstool. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6'tall, 200 pound blonde with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde and she's a weightlifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro wrestler. Think about it seriously, mister. You still wanna tell that blonde joke?" The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." Surrogate Father The Smiths were unable to conceive children, and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife and said, "I'm off. The man should be here soon." Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer rang the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. "Good morning madam. I've come to...." "Oh, no need to explain. I've been expecting you," Mrs. Smith cut in. "Really?" the photographer asked. "Well, good!? I've made a specialty of babies." "That's what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat." After a moment she asked, blushing, "Well, where do we start?" "Leave everything to me. I usually try two in the bathtub, one on the couch and perhaps a couple on the bed. Sometimes the living room floor is fun too; you can really spread out!" "Bathtub, living room floor? No wonder it didn't work for Harry and me." "Well, madam, none of us can guarantee a good one every time. But if we try several different positions and I shoot from six or seven angles, I'm sure you'll be pleased with the results." "My, that's a lot of ..." gasped Mrs. Smith. "Madam, in my line of work, a man must take his time. I'd love to be in and out in five minutes, but you'd be disappointed with that, I'm sure." "Don't I know it," Mrs. Smith said quietly. The photographer opened his briefcase and pulled out a portfolio of his baby pictures. "This was done on the top of a bus in downtown London." "Oh my God!!" Mrs. Smith exclaimed, tugging at her handkerchief. "And these twins turned out exceptionally well-when you consider their mother was so difficult to work with." "She was difficult?" asked Mrs. Smith. "Yes, I'm afraid so. I finally had to take her to Hyde Park to get the job done right.? People were crowding around four and five deep, pushing to get a good look." "Four and five deep?" asked Mrs. Smith, eyes widened in amazement. "Yes," the photographer said. "And for more than three hours, too. The mother was constantly squealing and yelling - I could hardly concentrate. Then darkness approached and I began to rush my shots.? Finally, when the squirrels began nibbling on my equipment, I just packed it all in." Mrs. Smith leaned forward. "You mean they actually chewed on your, um... equipment?" "That's right. Well, madam, if you're ready, I'll set up my tripod so that we can get to work." "Tripod??" "Oh yes, I have to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much too big for me to hold very long. Madam? Madam?..... Good Lord, she's fainted!"
  22. maybe an IWC mark XV? less than $3000, can be worn with everything, and it will survive the big watches hype. (38mm) on the other hand, a speedmaster is always a good idea
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