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baglc1

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  1. I think the boys are a bit shocked after their B0llocking. My watches receive a clean once a week. 12 of.
  2. VBarrett, look at those painted finger nails, nice watch.
  3. I made a donation begining of October, i'm still a member, so wait your turn.
  4. I just thought it would give a laugh and be RWG Christmas panto for this year.
  5. This was originally shown on on BBC TV back in the seventies. Ronnie Barker could say all this without a snigger (though god knows how many takes) Irony is that they recieved not one complaint. must have been the speed of delivery was too much for the whining herds. Try getting through it Without converting the spoonerisms as you read; This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot. At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered. The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, And the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a light rucking fesbian. She turned A pumpkin and six mite wice into a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and dig bicks The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnlight otherwise, there would be a cucking falamity. At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when Suddenly the clock struck twelve. 'Miste all chucking frighty!!!' said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her slass glipper. The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and let off a fig bart. 'Who's fust jarted??' asked the prandsome hince. 'Blame that fugly ucker over there!!' said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters without success and their feet stucking funk. Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The pransome hince Lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a Follen swanny.
  6. Try the Oris web site, I have the Nico Rosberg edition, nice watches.
  7. I did order mine in Feb this year, as a VIP. I did pay $49 deposit then and at the start of Aug payed the remainder of $450 being a total $499 for the Blue tt /Z serial. The SS Z serial if you ordered in Feb was only $450 if you was a VIP. I have mine on most days.
  8. 6 year old farmers son go's running in shouting, "DAD DAD OUR BIG BLACK BULL HAS JUST FUXXED OUR BROWN COW" Farmer says " what have i told you about swearing, its, our big black bull has just surprised our brown cow. Next day farmers son come's running in shouting "DAD DAD OUR BIG BLACK BULL AS JUST SURPRISED OUR BROWN COW" Farmer say's "thats better son" yeh say's the boy, it walked straight passed it and [censored]ed the white one.
  9. baglc1

    Pet Shop

    A bloke walks into a pet shop and says "i want to buy a wasp" Pet shop owner says " we don't sell wasp's" Bloke says "well you had one in your window this morning"
  10. I've got a spare $649 can you tell me which company this was from, So i can put it with my new collection, that is the best i've seen.
  11. Hi, Im new. Bought 16610 off watchmaker9 over 15 months ago and still as good as new, So when the new modol came up for sale (as a VIP ) and at the cheaper price of $499 for the 16613, i had to reserve the watch back in Feburary and pay a 10% deposit. It finally arrived this morning 1 day late and beleive me what a watch. Anybody who will not trust this company or George don't know what their taking about. I have seen some reps which freinds of mine have bought and no comparison what so ever. The dial, the solid gold link's, the shape and thickness of the case it is truly a excellent watch. When i go home tonight i will look at serial numbers between the lugs and post photo's as quickly as i can. i was reading all about watchmaker9 on your forum in june and could not believe what i was reading sometime's, the company are good. PS $649 is now the price for this watch.
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