TwoTone Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks; "I have a case of anal glaucoma" she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SubFrog Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 LOL I gotta use that one. Wait, I'm my own boss...I don't need to use that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alextor Posted August 15, 2006 Report Share Posted August 15, 2006 A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks; "I have a case of anal glaucoma" she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pabra Posted August 22, 2006 Report Share Posted August 22, 2006 A woman calls her boss one morning and tells him that she is staying home because she is not feeling well. "What's the matter?" he asks; "I have a case of anal glaucoma" she says in a weak voice. "What the hell is anal glaucoma?" "I can't see my ass coming into work today." *memorizes* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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