hiker01 Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 RWG Joke of the Day: Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.' Mujibar said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink, and Green .' Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready' The manager said, 'Go ahead.' Mujibar said, 'The telephone goes green, green , and I pink it up, and say, Yellow, this is Mujibar..' Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upland Posted September 22, 2009 Report Share Posted September 22, 2009 LOL Passport control at Heathrow: - Name? - ***********. - Sex? - Four times a week. - No, no, no... male or female? - Sometimes male, sometimes female... sometimes camel... - Holy cow! - Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general. - But isn't that hostile? - Horse style, doggy style, any style! - Oh dear! - No, no! Deer run too fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hiker01 Posted September 24, 2009 Author Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flashman Posted September 24, 2009 Report Share Posted September 24, 2009 Very good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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