Microsoft Call Center!

[hiker01]

RWG Joke of the Day:

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India ..

The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar,

you have passed all the tests, except one.

Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.'

Mujibar said, 'I am ready.'

The manager said,

'Make a sentence using the words

Yellow, Pink, and Green .'

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said,

'Mister manager, I am ready'

The manager said, 'Go ahead.'

Mujibar said,

'The telephone goes green, green ,

and I pink it up, and say,

Yellow, this is Mujibar..'

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken to him.

I know I have.

[upland]

LOL

Passport control at Heathrow:

- Name?

- ***********.

- Sex?

- Four times a week.

- No, no, no... male or female?

- Sometimes male, sometimes female... sometimes camel...

- Holy cow!

- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.

- But isn't that hostile?

- Horse style, doggy style, any style!

- Oh dear!

- No, no! Deer run too fast.

[hiker01]

Good one!

[Flashman]

Very good!