TJGladeRaider Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 I spoke to my wife this evening (I am off preparing for a trial) and she says I got a shirt in the mail from someone in Alaska. She unwrapped it and found what she describes as a really beautiful watch. I asked her how many pieces it was in, but she said, "It's really pretty." She says it's a very big watch -- is that a 45mm? Size matters you know! Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fitmic Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 It is always nice to get compliments for your size! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJGladeRaider Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Ah, I'm glad it got there in one piece! I put in a couple more goodies too, and if she was careful she'd see there were two more extra links rolled up in the t-shirt too. They're a bugger to get back into the bracelet, but I included them in case you need 'em. I wasn't sure what kind of t-shirt to send, it ranged from boring tourist stuff to wild child shirts, to Alaskan Amber Pale Ale. So I went conservative. If I'd known you had a significant other that enjoys surprises I would have thrown in a bunny fur thong too. FOR HER, not for you. Wear it well! I've swum with it 100 times, chopped wood with it, played hockey with it, climbed all kinds of mountains with it... and it polishes right back up. She's a beaut. Cheers! I married my kids Sunday School teacher - no makeup, doesn't cut her hair, no pants. A fur thong . . . now there's a concept. Wife Luz and my boat LOLLLLLLLLLLLL Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r11co Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 I married my kids Sunday School teacher - no makeup, doesn't cut her hair, no pants. That means something completely different on this side of the pond.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OiRogers Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 That means something completely different on this side of the pond.... I was just about to comment on that as well... man o man... if only I could get my wife to follow my "no pants" rule around the house.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJGladeRaider Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Whoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! SWEET TRAILER!!!!!!!!!!! Dude, are those Bearing Buddies on (gasp) BOTH axles?? Man, you know how to live!! (and the boat and babe aren't bad neither!) Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh yes . . . life at it's finest. That aluminum trailer hauls that boat anywhere with no trouble at all. When I get my next boat, I'll need a triple axle. I NEED a bigger boat! As the lovely wifey loves to remind me . . . never mind. Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJGladeRaider Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 I was just about to comment on that as well... man o man... if only I could get my wife to follow my "no pants" rule around the house.... Who needs pants when you wear nothing but ankle length skirts? Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Linder Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Canoe, beer? I've got to hear this! BTW, what do those fur thongs cost, anyway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 you are so lucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJGladeRaider Posted September 15, 2006 Author Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 So apparently you've never heard the correlation between making love in a canoe vs. American beer? (man I hope Miss Understood is not here) Yeah . . . much too close if you ask me! Bill Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kingkitesurf Posted September 15, 2006 Report Share Posted September 15, 2006 Nanuq, Both are f*cking close to water... Did I spoil it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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