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A man, his wife, and his mother-in-law went on vacation to Jerusalem.

While they were there, the mother-in-law passed away. The undertaker

told them, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury

her here in the Holy Land for $150.00

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped

home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your

mother-in-law home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you

would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three

days later he rose from the dead.

I just can't take that chance".

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