TwoTone Posted October 26, 2006 Report Share Posted October 26, 2006 A farmhand, out checking fences, radioed his boss. "Boss, I got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he got stuck in my truck's bull-bars. He's still wriggling! What should I do?" "There's a shotgun in the back of the truck. Shoot him in the head and when he stops wriggling, pull him out and throw him off the side of the road." "Okay." Ten minutes later, he called back. "Boss, I did what you said. I shot that pig, got him off my truck, and threw him in the weeds, but..." "But what?" "What should I do with his motorcycle?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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