The Farmhand...

[TwoTone]

A farmhand, out checking fences, radioed his boss. "Boss, I got a problem. I

hit a pig on the road and he got stuck in my truck's bull-bars. He's still

wriggling! What should I do?" "There's a shotgun in the back of the truck.

Shoot him in the head and when he stops wriggling, pull him out and throw

him off the side of the road." "Okay." Ten minutes later, he called back.

"Boss, I did what you said. I shot that pig, got him off my truck, and threw

him in the weeds, but..." "But what?" "What should I do with his

motorcycle?"