Is This True?

[TwoTone]

Now that Canadian Gay Marriages have been legalized,

here are the new rules:

1) On the day of a gay wedding, it's bad luck

for the two grooms to see each other at the gym.

2) Superstition suggests that, for good luck, the

couple should have: Something bold, something flirty,

something trashy, something dirty.

3) It's customary, at gay and lesbian nuptials, for

the parents to have an open bar during the entire

ceremony.

4) Gay wedding tradition dictates that both grooms

refrain from eating any of the wedding cake because

it's all carbs and sugar.

5) It's considered bad luck for either of the grooms to

have dated the priest.

6) During the first dance, it's considered unlucky to

use glow sticks, flags, whistles or hand held lasers.

7) For good luck at the union of a drag queen, the

bouquet is always thrown in the face of a hated rival.

The reception hall must have a disco ball and at

least one go-go dancer.

9) The wedding singer is not allowed to play/sing

Let's Hear It For the Boy, It's Raining Men, or I Will

Survive.

10) The father of the Bottom has to pay for everything!

[Johnkaz]

To be the Father of the bottom would be a pain in the [censored].

Cheers Johnkaz.