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A Blonde Drivers License


mikellem

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blonde was driving down the interstate when she was stopped by the police. The officer casually walked up to her window and asked the blonde for her drivers license.

With a confused look on her face she asked "What's that"?

The officer explained to her that it was the little plastic card with her picture on it.

The blonde said "Oh yeah, I have one of those". As she handed the officer her drivers license he asked her for her insurance card.

Again, she looked confused and asked "What is that"?

The officer replied " It's the card that has all of your vehicle information on it".

The blonde responded "Oh yeah, Duh"!

The blonde proceeded to get her insurance card and as she was reaching in her purse for the insurance card, the officer yanked out his [censored].

The blonde turned around to give him the card and said " Oh [censored], not another breathalizer"! :D

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