FxrAndy Posted November 27, 2006 Report Posted November 27, 2006 Subject: Paul & Heather sorry guys Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2006 18:53:20 +0000 >>> >> >>It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife >are >>facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about >her >>false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic. >> >>News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his >wife >>Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught >over >>the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier >>briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped" >> >>"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she >will >>need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on >a >>relationship like this" >> >>After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever >consider >>going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called >her >>Heather. >> >>It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the > >>marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if >an >>agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to >stand >>on. >> >>Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may >have >>been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get >her >>leg over". >> >>Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the >cause. >>"Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at > >>night and find her legless" >> >>Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present >that >>Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg >for >>Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. >> >>A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate >>"I've had it, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says >"try >>Paul McCartney" >> >>Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney: >>I lay upon a grassy bank >>My hands were all a quiver >>I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river >> >>These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she >has >>left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her > >>shoe. >> >> >>
r11co Posted November 28, 2006 Report Posted November 28, 2006 Brilliant! Childish, but brilliant. Incidentally, thank goodness Sir Paul finally realised what a lying psycho Ms Mills is.
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