FxrAndy Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 Subject: Paul & Heather sorry guys Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2006 18:53:20 +0000 >>> >> >>It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife >are >>facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about >her >>false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic. >> >>News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his >wife >>Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught >over >>the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier >>briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped" >> >>"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she >will >>need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on >a >>relationship like this" >> >>After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever >consider >>going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called >her >>Heather. >> >>It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the > >>marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if >an >>agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to >stand >>on. >> >>Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may >have >>been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get >her >>leg over". >> >>Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the >cause. >>"Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at > >>night and find her legless" >> >>Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present >that >>Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg >for >>Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. >> >>A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate >>"I've had it, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says >"try >>Paul McCartney" >> >>Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney: >>I lay upon a grassy bank >>My hands were all a quiver >>I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river >> >>These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she >has >>left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her > >>shoe. >> >> >> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dutchy Posted November 27, 2006 Report Share Posted November 27, 2006 LOL, mean..... but funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r11co Posted November 28, 2006 Report Share Posted November 28, 2006 Brilliant! Childish, but brilliant. Incidentally, thank goodness Sir Paul finally realised what a lying psycho Ms Mills is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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