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Sorry Heather And Paul


FxrAndy

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Subject: Paul & Heather sorry guys

Date: Sun, 26 Nov 2006 18:53:20 +0000

>>>

>>

>>It's a very sad world we live in when Sir Paul McCartney and his wife

>are

>>facing divorce and all anyone seems to want to do is make jokes about

>her

>>false leg. Personally, I think it's prosthetic.

>>

>>News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his

>wife

>>Heather Mills-McCartney. Mrs Mills-McCartney is said to be distraught

>over

>>the split. "He has been my crutch for so long"! She said in an earlier

>>briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm really stumped"

>>

>>"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she

>will

>>need all the support she can get. It's not like its easy to walk out on

>a

>>relationship like this"

>>

>>After his break up with Heather, Paul was asked if he would ever

>consider

>>going down on one knee again. Paul said he would prefer it if we called

>her

>>Heather.

>>

>>It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the

>

>>marriage. Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world, and if

>an

>>agreement has been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to

>stand

>>on.

>>

>>Rumours abound over the split which have suggested that infidelity may

>have

>>been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get

>her

>>leg over".

>>

>>Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the

>cause.

>>"Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said, "he would get home at

>

>>night and find her legless"

>>

>>Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present

>that

>>Paul bought her prior to the wedding. He gave her a new prosthetic leg

>for

>>Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler.

>>

>>A miner in Africa has an accident and loses a leg. He says to his mate

>>"I've had it, who will want a one legged gold digger?" His mate says

>"try

>>Paul McCartney"

>>

>>Finally a poem by Sir Paul McCartney:

>>I lay upon a grassy bank

>>My hands were all a quiver

>>I slowly removed her suspender belt and her leg fell in the river

>>

>>These jokes are funny but lets spare a thought for Paul please. Now she

>has

>>left him, he's going to struggle to find another woman who can fill her

>

>>shoe.

>>

>>

>>

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