TwoTone Posted December 7, 2006 Report Share Posted December 7, 2006 A pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this, and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" The pilot explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties...." "The woman giggles and replies, "Well, it must be broken because I am wearing panties!" The pilot smirks, taps his watch, and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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