Undermeman Posted March 29, 2006 Report Share Posted March 29, 2006 Little Johnny Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up, doctor, firefighter, police officer,office exec, etc. Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him about his father. "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley with some guy and make love with him for money." The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father?" "No," said Johnny, ". "He plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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