Difference Between Potentially and Realistically

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A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the

difference between potentially and realistically?"

The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if

she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million

dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from

that."

So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt

for a million dollars?"

The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money

to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"

The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?"

The girl replied, "O my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in

a heartbeat, are you nuts?!?!?"

The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad

Pitt for a million dollars?"

"Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks

would buy?"

The boy pondered the answers for a few days, then went back to his

dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between

potentially and realistically?"

The boy replied, "Yes... Potentially, you and I are sitting on three

million dollars............. but realistically, we're living with

two sluts and a queer.