llsteve80 Posted November 7, 2007 Report Share Posted November 7, 2007 A guy is on trial for murder. The judge is reading the charges. "Sir, you have been accused of beating your wife to death with a hammer" "YOU BASTARD!!!!" a guy in back yells The judge looks up but continues. "You are also charged with beating your mother in law to death with a hammer" "BASTARD!!!" The guy in back yells again. This time the judge addresses that man. "Sir, if you cannot control yourself in my courtroom, I'm going to have to charge you with contempt of court." The guy responds, "I'm sorry your honor, but I've been living next to that BASTARD for 10 years, and every time I asked if I could borrow a hammer, he said he didn't have one." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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