Cuckoo Clock

[baglc1]

Subject: Cuckoo Clock

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>>> The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls". I told

>>> my husband that I would be home by midnight "I promise"!

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>>> Well, the hours passed and the Margaritas went down too easy!

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>>> Around 3am a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I got in the door

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>>> cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed three times. Quickly

>>> realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another nine

>>> times.

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>>> I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted

>>> solution (even when totally smashed) in order to escape a possible

>>> conflict

>>> with him!

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>>> The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him

>>> "midnight" he didn't seemed p*ssed off at all! Phew, got away with

>>> that

>>> one!

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>>> Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock!"

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>>> When I asked him why he said "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three

>>> times, then said 'oh sh*t' cuckooed four more times, cleared its throat,

>>> cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then

>>> tripped

>>> over the coffee table and farted!"

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