Two Cowboys

[jjajh]

Two cowboys from Arkansas walk

into a roadhouse to wash the trail dust

from their throats. They stand at the

bar, drinking their beers and talking

quietly about cattle prices.

Suddenly a woman at a table behind

them who had been eating a sandwich

begins to cough. After a minute or

so it becomes apparent that she is in

real distress. The cowboys turn to look at her.

"Kin yah swallow? Asked one of the cowboys.

The woman shakes her head "No"

"Kin yah breathe?" asked the other cowboy.

The woman, beginning to turn

a bit blue, shakes her head "NO" again.

The first cowboy walks over to her,

lifts up the back of her skirt,

yanks down her panties, and slowly runs

his tongue from the back of her thigh

up to the small of her back. This shocks

the woman to a violent spasm, the

obstruction flies out of her mouth,

and she begins to breathe again.

The cowboy walks back over to the

bar and takes a drink of his beer.

His partner says, "Ya know, I'd heard

of that there Hind Lick Maneuver, but

I ain't never seen nobody do it.

[Johnkaz]

Excellent.

Cheers Johnkaz.