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Poetry Contest


Johnkaz

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A mens magazine ran a competition to find the dirtiest most disgusting poem.

A month later it was announced the first prize went to 83 year old miss Gladys Lockwood.

The poem was printed with the most offending bits replaced, it goes like this:

Da da de da da da

de da di de da da

di da di da da de di

da da da da da da

de dum de dum de da

de dum de dum de de

di da de dum di da

da da di dum de da

da da di di de dum

da de di da de dum

dum dum de da da

da de dum di de

di di de da da de da

da da de di du de dum

de du du da da da

dum de dum da di di

da da de dum du de

da du de da di dum

da du di du de de

da de di de da dum

you dirty f*cking b*stard.

Cheers Johnkaz. :whistling:

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