hottoddy Posted June 12, 2006 Report Posted June 12, 2006 Well, you knew it was bound to happen. From the makers of the big penis pills, comes IPill - a pill designed for women challenged with "vaginal relaxation." Anyone gonna get some for the little missus?
Johnkaz Posted June 13, 2006 Report Posted June 13, 2006 (edited) I wouldn't trust them. The best way to tighten up the old girl is to get her to carry a lump hammer around for a few weeks, just grip the shaft not the head, for extreme cases a housebrick can be used first. For experts only a sledgehammer ( please note shorten the shaft first). If in doubt always consult Miss Understood. Cheers Johnkaz. Edited June 13, 2006 by Johnkaz
hottoddy Posted June 13, 2006 Author Report Posted June 13, 2006 Johnkaz, my mistress is trying this right now but is having trouble getting the "hang" of it. Would you be so kind as to draw a few diagrams so we can make sure we're doing it right?
priebe Posted June 14, 2006 Report Posted June 14, 2006 let the woman go, really fast, the's the best pill
Johnkaz Posted June 14, 2006 Report Posted June 14, 2006 Johnkaz, my mistress is trying this right now but is having trouble getting the "hang" of it. Would you be so kind as to draw a few diagrams so we can make sure we're doing it right? Afraid not that's technical drawing dept, I am innovation and ideas, I'll get my secretary to practice a bit more first. Cheers Johnkaz.
SubFrog Posted June 14, 2006 Report Posted June 14, 2006 Fortunately, my fiancee has the opposite problem. But, I know the cure for that.
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