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Well, you knew it was bound to happen. From the makers of the big penis pills, comes IPill - a pill designed for women challenged with "vaginal relaxation."

Anyone gonna get some for the little missus? :whistling:

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I wouldn't trust them.

The best way to tighten up the old girl is to get her to carry a lump hammer around for a few weeks, just grip the shaft not the head, for extreme cases a housebrick can be used first.

For experts only a sledgehammer ( please note shorten the shaft first).

If in doubt always consult Miss Understood.

Cheers Johnkaz. :rolleyes:

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Johnkaz, my mistress is trying this right now but is having trouble getting the "hang" of it. Would you be so kind as to draw a few diagrams so we can make sure we're doing it right?

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Johnkaz, my mistress is trying this right now but is having trouble getting the "hang" of it. Would you be so kind as to draw a few diagrams so we can make sure we're doing it right?

Afraid not that's technical drawing dept, I am innovation and ideas, I'll get my secretary to practice a bit more first.

Cheers Johnkaz. :kicking:

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