Chronus Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Rio Ferdinand goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him, "I've got some good news and some bad news." Rio asks for the bad news, the doctor replies, "You're gran is dead." "What's the good news?" a mournful Rio asks. The doctor replies, "Wayne Rooney can't [censored] her anymore." Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratchpot Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Given the title of the topic, is this the first in a series of Rio jokes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronus Posted April 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Given the title of the topic, is this the first in a series of Rio jokes? No just copying the Rio's World Cup Windups... which were pretty childish too... But if you have any, go ahead and add them. An Arsenal fan sent me that one via text message Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chronus Posted April 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 And funnily enough, a lot of Arsenal fans have told me they'd prefer Barca, then Liverpool to win the Champions League.... they probably won't watch a man u - Chelsea final... I'm not sure I would either ! People say the Liverpool - Chelsea semis were boring... but did anyone see last year's FA Cup final ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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