Omega Fan Posted June 27, 2008 Report Posted June 27, 2008 A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report: MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE. NO FEE, CHEN LEE.
Pugwash Posted June 28, 2008 Report Posted June 28, 2008 How come one person gets called racist for generalising about the far-east, but this joke gets by? ps. No, I'm not offended by it, just interested.
Omega Fan Posted June 29, 2008 Author Report Posted June 29, 2008 come on, its just a joke! Here's another one... The French, the American and the Bulgarian presidents were flying in a plane and the American said: -Now we are flying over the USA! -How do you know that - asked the French -I saw the lights of the white house... they can be seen from 10miles in the air! A bit later the French president said: -Now we are over France! -How do you know? -Just touched the tip of the Eifel Tower! A bit later the Bulgarian president said: -Yep, now we are over Bulgaria! -How do you know that? - everyone asked. -Someone just stole my watch...
Pugwash Posted June 29, 2008 Report Posted June 29, 2008 come on, its just a joke! Like I said, I wasn't offended.
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