Omega Fan Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 A man suspected his wife was seeing another man, so he hired the famous Chinese detective, Chen Lee, to watch and report any activities while he was gone. A few days later, he received this report: MOST HONORABLE SIR: YOU LEAVE HOUSE I WATCH HOUSE HE COME TO HOUSE. I WATCH. HE AND SHE LEAVE HOUSE. I FOLLOW. HE AND SHE GO IN HOTEL. I CLIMB TREE. I LOOK IN WINDOW. HE KISS SHE. SHE KISS HE. HE STRIP SHE. SHE STRIP HE. HE PLAY WITH SHE. SHE PLAY WITH HE. I PLAY WITH ME. I FALL OFF TREE. I NOT SEE. NO FEE, CHEN LEE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
takashi Posted June 27, 2008 Report Share Posted June 27, 2008 No Fee Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted June 28, 2008 Report Share Posted June 28, 2008 How come one person gets called racist for generalising about the far-east, but this joke gets by? ps. No, I'm not offended by it, just interested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omega Fan Posted June 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 come on, its just a joke! Here's another one... The French, the American and the Bulgarian presidents were flying in a plane and the American said: -Now we are flying over the USA! -How do you know that - asked the French -I saw the lights of the white house... they can be seen from 10miles in the air! A bit later the French president said: -Now we are over France! -How do you know? -Just touched the tip of the Eifel Tower! A bit later the Bulgarian president said: -Yep, now we are over Bulgaria! -How do you know that? - everyone asked. -Someone just stole my watch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pugwash Posted June 29, 2008 Report Share Posted June 29, 2008 come on, its just a joke! Like I said, I wasn't offended. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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