Samurai Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Hypothetically Speaking A little boy goes up to his father and asks: "Dad, what's the difference between hypothetical and reality?" The father replies, "Well son, I could give you the book definitions, but I feel it could be best to show you by example. Go upstairs and ask your mother if she'd have sex with the mailman for $500,000." The boy goes and asks his mother: "Mom, would you have sex with the mailman for $500,000?" The mother replies, "Hell yes I would!" The little boy returns to his father. "Dad, she said `Hell yes I would!'" The father then says, "OK, now go and ask your older sister if she'd have sex with her principal for $500,000." The boy asks his sister, "Would you have sex with your principal for $500,000?" The sister replies: "Hell yes I would!" He returns to his father. "Dad, she said `Hell yes I would!'" The father answers, "OK, son, here's the deal: Hypothetically, we're millionaires, but in reality, we're just living with a couple of whores." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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