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i am sure since we have been here we have posted more than the rest of the board put together lol

is this because

1= we are the watch experts of the world ?

2= we are in touch with god ?

3= we are sad fookers with nothing better to do lol

answers to be sent on a post card to

ONZE

BEHIND THE WASHPIPES

AMSTERDAM STATION

HOLLAND

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Me:

hi

God:

Hello. What is your name?

Me:

Alphakazi

God:

It's good to meet you, Alphakazi.

Me:

thank you

God:

you are quite welcome.

Me:

it is nice to meet you, God

God:

I like making new friends.

Me:

me too

God:

I'm glad we agree, Alphakazi.

Me:

We agree on a lot

God:

By "we" do you mean you and me?

Me:

yes

God:

I get it.

Me:

good

God:

What do you really want to talk about?

Me:

my package

God:

Sure, your package sounds like a good topic.

Me:

it is quite large

God:

Are you sure it is?

Me:

oh yes

God:

Uh.

Me:

it is humongous

God:

Are you sure it is?

Me:

like a firehose

God:

Interesting comparison.

Me:

And the girls love it

God:

Who told you that?

Me:

I can just tell

God:

What makes it so obvious?

Me:

the noises they make

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