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REUTERS 20:45 Oct 13 2008

Tattooed lunatic sought by Police following shirt-lifting incident.

UK Police have announced a massive manhunt for known lunatic shirtlifter known simply as "Oscar the mad fish" following a shocking incident involving a sheep, three jars of low-fat mayonnaise and a rubber chicken.

Suspect is a congenital liar and is believed to have attempted to blame the incident on a completely innocent individual known to be of unimpeachable character.

The man can be identified by his extremely small winkie, but should not be approached as he is known to be completely barmy.

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REUTERS 20:45 Oct 13 2008

Tattooed lunatic sought by Police following shirt-lifting incident.

UK Police have announced a massive manhunt for known lunatic shirtlifter known simply as "Oscar the mad fish" following a shocking incident involving a sheep, three jars of low-fat mayonnaise and a rubber chicken.

Suspect is known to be a congenital liar and is known to have attempted to blame the incident on a completely innocent individual known to be of unimpeachable character.

The man can be identified by his extremely small winkie, but should not be approached as he is known to be completely barmy.

Tattooed lunatic sought by Police following pants-dropping incident.

UK Police have announced a massive manhunt for known lunatic shirtlifter known simply as "Oscar the mad fish" following a shocking incident involving a sheep, three jars of vaseline and a rubber.

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REUTERS 20:45 Oct 13 2008

Tattooed lunatic sought by Police following sexual aggression incident.

UK Police have announced a massive manhunt for known serial offender known simply as "Oscar the mad fish" following a shocking incident involving a sheep, three jars of low-fat mayonnaise, and a rubber chicken. The victim, the owner of a fake Vacheron Constantin watch, was traumatized to such a degree that he was unable to respond to police questioning.

Suspect is believed to have strapped both the victim and a live sheep to the hood of a 1971 Chevrolet Malibu, naked. He then proceeded to lather the victim

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