More Little Johnny

[TwoTone]

Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little

baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the

parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.

Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack

to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little

Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby

was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not

say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank you when we get

back home."

"I promise not to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the

baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little

baby!" The mother said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said,

"This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why... just

look at his pretty little eyes. Did his doctor say he can see good?" The

Mother said, "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision." Little

Johnny said, "Well, it's a damn good thing, cause he sure as hell can't wear

glasses!"