greg_r Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Yeah right. Onze, as you enter the guest bath in the downstairs, to the right there is a panel in the ceiling to access the space above the false ceiling. Open the panel upwards, and reach your arm as far back towards the door as you can, you will feel a box which contains a hand grenade, the pin tied to a nearby post with a piece of string. Dislodging the box will cause a mechanism to trip, closing and locking the armored bathroom door, and causing the handgrenade to fall to the floor, the pin being pulled by the force of the fall. Congratulations. You now have 5 seconds to live. fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_r Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 And what did you do with the pictures same thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnG Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Onze, as you enter the guest bath in the downstairs, to the right there is a panel in the ceiling to access the space above the false ceiling. Open the panel upwards, and reach your arm as far back towards the door as you can. You will touch a trip wire that will release a clamp that will pin your arm tightly in a pair of metal jaws. Simultaneous, a small door in the floor will open, releasing dozens of starving rats. These rats have been trained to seek out the soft tissue of your now quite shriveled up winkie. You can figure out the rest fixed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzenuub Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 fixed I will have them all for lunch, no problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_r Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 The problem with the rat option is the training. Admittedly the hand grenade option will mean that I'll need to have the downstairs bathroom re-fitted, but finding a plumber is generally easier than tracking down a fully-qualified rat trainer these days... Unless, of course, you know someone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnG Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 I will have them all for lunch, no problem. Greg and Demsey..... but which is which? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_r Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 I will have them all for lunch, no problem. Here you go. Eat up, bud... Greg and Demsey..... but which is which? Neither one, but it looks like the rats might have gotten to her.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzenuub Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Here you go. Eat up, bud... Neither one, but it looks like the rats might have gotten to her.... That's no rat, it is a [censored] mouse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_r Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 That's no rat, it is a [censored] mouse Well ain't we the picky eater, then! Maybe sir would like to try this one instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzenuub Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Well ain't we the picky eater, then! Maybe sir would like to try this one instead? Yes thank you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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onzenuub Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Cann't see the [censored] picture John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnG Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Cann't see the [censored] picture John Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzenuub Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Who is he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnG Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Emperor Penguin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
greg_r Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Who is he? iabounty's wife's cat Edit: John, I withdraw my answer - I like yours better Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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onzenuub Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Are you looking at me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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onzenuub Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 It is a 7 course meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnG Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 It is a 7 course meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzenuub Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Yihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnG Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Yihaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onzenuub Posted November 10, 2008 Report Share Posted November 10, 2008 Stuffed Duck for Xmas, no way: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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