The Difference Between Men And Women

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FEMALE POEM

I want a man who's handsome, smart and strong

One who loves to listen long

One who thinks before he speaks

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I want him to be gainfully employed,

And when I spend his cash, he's not annoyed.

Pulls out my chair and opens my door,

Massages my back and begs to do more.

Oh! For a man who makes love to my mind

And knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"

I want this man to love me to no end,

And always be my very best friend.

MALE POEM

I want a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store

and a bass boat.

I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

[TwoTone]

A classic for sure...