"Hmmm, trying to decide whether, or not, to be insulted..."
Be proud! The Camper is an icon.
My testimonial:
The JMB '1016' cured my Chronic Submariner Blues Syndrome.
No dangerous saw blade! (rotating bezel)
No extension! (a scary word in itself)
No bumpers! (CG)
No flipper locker!
It's streamlined!
It's smaller!
It's lighter!
It's faster!
It's cooler!!
Guy out fishing...engine would not start, lost his paddle.
Saw a fellow with two women in a boat close by.
Called out to them: "Pardon me Sir, may I borrow one of your oars?"
It was a British guy, he hollered back: "I'll 'ave you know these are my sisters!"