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  1. Indeed it is Ken. "I Guess They Call It Vindaloos" by Lentil John..............should have jumped out at you right away!
  2. I make my wife jerky in bed.............but I must stop this boasting!
  3. There was me thinking nuclear............and by Ken's description it seems I wasn't far wrong!
  4. Mmmm! For once my friend we have to agree to disagree. You know of whom I talk. Nuff said.
  5. Pray tell how u got to play with these guys nikki? JTB
  6. From one long time absentee to another, welcome back Faber. Glad to hear you are still addicted to the old guitar. You can't beat it (unless your name is Townshend then you can beat the hell out of it!) JTB
  7. Got me thinking about the "Last Waltz" when Clapton and Robertson were guitar duelling on "Further On Up The Road" and Claptons strap gives out about a minute into the song. Robertson spots it and was in quick as a flash. Superb. JTB
  8. *Resists the temptation to get on soapbox on account of being here too many times* Too sad for further comment.
  9. That's why my password is the complete text from the fourth soliloquy from Hamlet: "O, my offence is rank it smells to heaven...etc. etc. Try remembering that when your mashed! Oops now you know my password. Time to change it now. Now what did I do with my copy of War & Peace?
  10. "Where does that big blonde you were with last night come from?" "Alaska" "Okay let me know what she tells you"
  11. ...and I just got by with wigglin' my arse in a Marc Bolan sort of way. Get it on!
  12. Brilliant Dems...quite brilliant. I'll cross the balls and you head them in. Or in US parlance I'll throw the football (?) and you make the touch up........sorry down! :D
  13. Sorry guys I just had to find it: JTB
  14. I "clicked" on this link 2 days ago.................and it came up today. Ye cannae find a moderator when ye want wan...................and when things are running smooth, they're like buses.........they arrive in threes! JTB (This will probably get me the sack!)
  15. If the deal was toooooooo good to be true, in other words you were aware that he had screwed up......then I suppose it's a conscience thing really. Just my halpennyworth. JTB
  16. G'day sport. As part of your induction you must rehearse the full Python "G'day Bruce" sketch from the seventies. You will be required to recite it sometime soon. JTB
  17. Indeed ...........however I prefer............ This JTB
  18. Well done CJ. I didn't get to where I am today by not giving a little back. BTW - Where the feck am I? JTB
  19. Never being one to thread crap............not much. Can I just say on the subject of football that the clue is in the name really..................foot and ball. That's what we play here not "hand"ball or "throw"ball.
  20. When I saw the thread title, "Speedmaster Doomed crystal" I was expecting a Nanuq-esque post about a watch crystal which had met with a rather unfortunate demise with graphic, stomach churning pictures. Seems I was wrong. Happy hunting. JTB
  21. Anyone for 'Baked Alaska'?
  22. Hold on just a wee minute Mick. I think where this thread waivered off the humour track was around post #5 actually. I see no evidence of "racist hatred" whatsoever and suggest that you take a second or two to re-evaluate and offer your immediate abdication as thespian regal dame. Now let's get back to humour please. Prince Phillip........now there was a guy whose public persona would have benefited a hundredfold had someone stuck a teleprompter in front of his nose before he allowed his brain to engage with his gob! JTB
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