jonthebhoy

Made me look!

You called?

Did somebody say PIRATES? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!

Superb

As well as an artist he was also an acclaimed mathematician?

Got 'Fuzzy Logic' too..........Wooooo!!!

Your penguin has a MASSIVE bill.

or.......Skirted Papps?

The drying cycle...........(the wet clothes are compressed in the basket for quicker moisture extraction and she wears some as well)................ JTB

I don't know "skipped" either. JTB

At £20.00 per hour my gran is not cheap. She is however, very good and meets all your criteria with one possible exception.........silent............on account of her propensity to chew tobacco with her false teeth out. Let me know. JTB

It isn't!

http://www.grand-illusions.com/triangle1.htm I know.........."Spoilsport!" JTB

@ john - no need to multi-post the same question in different areas. Posts merged. JTB

When I'm bored I always amuse myself with this.

"Hey penguin dic!"............not good. "Hey king penguin dic!"......worse. "Hey emperor penguin dic!".........your dead.

Lagrange??? or perhaps Leonardo?

The real deal is here.

I'll forgive his accent for the "Gie yer mither a kiss or al kick yer teeth in" line. JTB

Indeedy............plus the wee man had a point to prove and he sure did that. I'd take him back in a heartbeat. JTB

If I'm being honest the Tangerines weren't a bad outfit in those days managed by wee misery guts Jim McLean. As for Barca - Lineaker, Hughes and Archibald were a handful for any team and the following season they went on to win the Cup Winners Cup beating Sampdoria in the final 2 - 0. Regarding 1967..........it's historic and indelible doc! JTB

Doc, From Wikipedia: As for Hearts and Hibs in Europe together........I won't hold my breath. JTB

Recent story from a woman's magazine........ Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristically telling me it's not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds." Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts. "How long will this take?" I asked. They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped. "Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing a beat he says, "Worked for your a*se , didn't it?" JTB

Mine's is a Penguin and is an inch and a half thick and stands seven and three quarter inches tall. Admire..... JTB

You really need to get out more Rico. JTB