jonthebhoy

Naw......nae jestin...........Ave goat the heidset and mic and the software but we've got visitors tonight and I've nae time tonight to set it up. PM me your Skype call sign (or whatever ye call it). J PS....re:England..........as an auld mate of mine used to say......"Home before the postcards!"

Dodgy avatars or not, we just go from strength to strength: JTB

TTK..........ever the voice of reason. This would be a candidate for July's PoM but alas yer no gettin it big man but hey next time yer hame............I'll take you to Paradise to watch the Bhoys! JTB PS......Skype is on the way!

Chris I truly hope that whatever the problem is that it will be resolved swiftly and that you can come back to the fold. Meantime take care and I'll be in touch with you soon for a gtg with Rico. John

I have two cousins who work on London Underground and I am glad to say they both avoided the trouble but my heart goes out to all who have been affected. JTB

What was the watch anyway? JTB

Superb little collection there Michael. Like Ken - I'm loving your TT Rollie. JTB

As collections go I'd say that this one is A+++. Well done puggy. Photos aren't bad either! JTB

Welcome! Always a pleasure to hear from a new contributor. JTB

When all is said and done, this is an excellent thread with several differing points of view well presented and well argued as well as some good humour thrown in. It hasn't denegraded into a [censored] for tat game play. A big congrats to all contributors so far. JTB

Admin - Be assured that we in the moderating and admin team are vigilant in what is tasteful and tasteless and will act where appropriate. JTB

Great to see you guys. Just treat it as a home from home! JTB

I'll give her one!.......................A vote that is. JTB

May I just endorse that the hunting in loneliness is indeed not stimulating. Welcome! JTB

Does this mean I'll have to dig out my Brownie Box Camera to participate? JTB

Just like there is no Area 51......there is also no such thing as post 1337.

1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - "...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key..." 3. A guy walks into the psychiatrist wearing only Clingfilm for shorts. The shrink says, "Well, I can clearly see you're nuts." 4. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any. 5. I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 quid that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high." 6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in. 7. A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted,"Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't, I've cut your arms off". 8. I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled a muscle. 9. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly. They lit a fire in the craft and it sank, proving once and for all that you can't have your kayak and heat it. 10. Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself. 11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head. Doc says "I'll give you some cream to put on it." 12. 'Doc I can't stop singing The Green, Green Grass of Home' "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome.' 'Is it common?' "It's not unusual." 13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," says the vet, "let's have look at him." So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says, "I'm going to have to put him down." "What? Because he's cross-eyed? "No, because he's really heavy" 14. Guy goes into the doctor's. "Doc, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my backside." "How's that?" "Don't you start." 15. Two elephants walk off a cliff...boom, boom! 16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. 17. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.' 18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad, or my older Brother Colin, or my younger Brother Ho-Cha-Chu? But I think its Colin. 19. Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other "Your round." The other one says "So are you, you fat boy!" 20. Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, and the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. 21. "You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice." 22. A man walked into the doctors, he said, "I've hurt my arm in several places." The doctor said, "Well don't go there anymore" 23. Ireland's worst air disaster occurred early this morning when a small two-seater Cessna plane crashed into a cemetery. Irish search and rescue workers have recovered 1826 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the night. 24. A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.' 25. "It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in." 26. "He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books." 27. "I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'" 28. "I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'" 29. "I was in my car, and I was driving along, and my boss rang up and he said 'You've been promoted.' And I swerved. And then he rang up a second time and said "You've been promoted again. And I swerved again. He rang up a third time and said 'You're managing director.' And I went into a tree. And a policeman came up and said 'What happened to you?' And I Said 'I careered off the road.'"

It will be 1-1 after 90 minutes and Italy will score the winner in extra time. JTB

Admin, our Admin, is in fact none other than.....................Dan Brown! JTB

They are tribute watches to that great 70s group........Van Der Gang Generator!

http://www.rwg.cc/members/index.php?showtopic=7809&hl=

...........or........to wear a Mickey Mouse watch........you must have slept with him? JTB

At one point the referee gave a free-kick to Germany because Cannavarro was climbing all over someone. The incident actually happened about a yard and a half inside the box.......therefore PENALTY! Having said that....it might have been a bit of an injustice had Germany won as a result of that. Very much like trailing your leg over a defender in the last minute of a game (against the run of play) to dupe the referee into giving you a peno. JTB The other "penalty" was a handball in the box by Italian defender......and yes the replay did show it was arm to ball.

BUMP...........as the man says.

Looks like a spectacles case on wheels!