jonthebhoy

More like Paris Buns......if you ask me! JTB

T'is done. .................and the clutz that I am..........I didn't realise we had an Esteban and gave him the money first!!!! JTB

Well done Chris and everyone who contributed. Haven't seen dutchy for a while. Perhaps he'll drop in later. JTB

Ma fingers oan the trigger sonny an its itchin tae pull. JTB

Be careful Ken.......he's sending you this.... http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/MUST-SEE-GIRLS-PINK-...1QQcmdZViewItem He wants you to take it apart, rebuild it and turn it into the best sub ever. JTB

Your turn Chris...........make me laugh. Tell me Hearts are going to qualify for the Champions League! JTB

That was so funny.....here's some dosh Rico.... JTB

...were poor! JTB

HighDef - I'll let this one pass..........but your card is well and truly marked. Let me convey my feelings here in a well used biblical form...... The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee. Lucky for you that your question did not end..."...in the blue shirt?" otherwise your warning meter would have gone up immediately! JTB

There you go Iso........some dosh to ease the pain. JTB

rwg.cc is you mean Kevin? JTB

Not as far as we know. He did inform us that he would be taking a short break and would be back but as you appear to be more in the know perhaps you could tell us where your information came from. JTB

I also think that Rolexman is being a wee bit presumptious. JTB

Veni - don't be hasty. Things can change. I've always enjoyed reading your posts here and consider you one of our members who has always had the boards interest very much at heart. Please reconsider. JTB

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Lovely collection John. Must be really difficult deciding what to wear each day. JTB

Welcome Mrs. King JTB

Argent. 1975 - Glasgow Apollo. The quadrophonic tour. I was 16. The whole quadrophonic thing was an experiment that never worked unless you were seated smack bang in the middle of the audience. Good music though. JTB

U R A GLASWEGIAN If: 1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie ;-), Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. 2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. 3. Ye get four seasons in wan day. 4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. 5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. 6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class! 7. Ye measure distance in minutes. 8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family. 9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean. 10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. 11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. 12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date. 13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church/Chapel. 14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. 15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. 16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel. 17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. 18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. 19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals . 20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard These words... how's it hingin clatty boggin cludgie pished get it up ye wee beasties [censored] bandit amurny away an bile yer heid peely-wally humphey backit Ba'-heid baw bag dubble nuggit Finally………………………A wee Glesca wumman goes intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer, and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his rear end aimed at an electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks, "Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?" "Naw," replies the butcher. "It's jist ma haun's Ah'm heatin'."

I haven't seen any back-biting about any other existing forum here. JTB

What Ken said! JTB

The top one is the genuine and the bottom one is the rep Gran! Nixon's squinter right eye in the bottom shot is the giveaway! JTB

Nice links. Will try and load them in the.........errr.........Links Section! JTB

I ordered "the best sub" from a well respected dealer. Is that it? JTB

Seriously cornerstone, I consider you a friend..........don't let them know you are into Kylie, Jason and the Nolans..........it'll be two embarressing and you'll never live it down. JTB