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I lifted my right foot and fell over! (I forgot about the chair thing ) JTB

I'd be worried about where the toast was gonna pop up from!

Is it French?

I laughed heartily at this contribution and if I were dishing out the $$$s some would go to PunkJr. JTB

Welcome Kasi. JTB

Congrats Dad! Pass on our best wishes to your wife Steve. JTB

Couldn't resist Chris! On a serious note, I like the sparkly stuff, Bolly being my particular favourite although when I'm down on my uppers, a little bottle of Veuve De Vernay is a good cheap substitute. JTB

Okay Scott, point taken. Much as I think it’s a waste of a thread asking what someones email address is……..by post three he had his answer, although he could have had it by post two , therefore in my humble opinion any subsequent contribution is 0% related to topic. However, I ain’t no killjoy and so it won’t be locked and she’s all yours. JTB

Ha Ha.......a cupboard full of Buckfast you mean you pretentious jeely eater! JTB

Thanks Bob..........always knew you cared. J

You know Bob, this Idle Talk fame thing can get a bit tedious. Selling 8 downloads on iTunes at a buck and a half brings it's own problems. Everyone wants a piece of you. You can't go anywhere for getting ignored! JTB

Brilliant Chris........just what I was trying to portray! JTB

We had some amazing electrical storms last night lasting about three hours. My wee westie was spooked and hid under our duvet. The lightening was so intense and frequent I thought the papparazzi were outside my bedroom window............again! JTB

Steve McLaren is an inspired......................second choice by the FA! JTB

Can I remind everyone that imleg opened this thread to ask for TTK's email addy which he now has. This thread is therefore obsolete now and is likely to be closed sometime soon. JTB

As long as he and Henke stick a couple in the pokie and send them Gooners hame wae greetin faces like ye get after eating 14 bags of soor plooms. That'll do for me. C'MON THE BARCAS!!! JTB Can I just also say that the fact that I'm a Spurs fan as well has absolutely nothing to do with it.

Mmmm.........methinks I shall bookmark this thread! JTB

As Max would say to Paddy..........."HOW DARE YOU!"..............but yeah I suppose so! JTB

Welcome Paul. Nice to see you here. JTB

It's complicated Ken but due to member countries European co-efficients (still following me?), Scotland are entitled to two entries into next seasons Champions League (which used to be called The European Cup which Glasgow Celtic FC won in 1967). Should Barcelona win this seasons final, as they are already Spanish Champions and qualify as such, Scotland would then have one direct entry to the Champions league (Celtic) and one entry that would require to play one qualifying round (Hearts). However should Arsenal beat Barcelona in this seasons final, both Celtic and Hearts would require to play qualifying rounds. Celtic would play one and Hearts two...........(still following me?). I bet you're glad you asked! JTB

Yep.......buy 2 and send me one. I can test it for you......and test it again.....and again.....and again.....and again.....and again.....and again.....and again.....and again.....and again.....and again. Then you'll get fed up and just let me keep it. JTB Welcome BTW.

Happy hunting but don't let that dog retrieve your watches as teeth marks will be inevitable. JTB

I wouldn't mind a day on the piste with her. JTB