Only one person mentioned it so I will say it again - the center links should be brushed. I don't know how the [censored] you can screw that up on a rep, but there it is...
I think the SMP has screws (which is incorrect - I think it is supposed to have pins). If that is the case, it won't be hard. Look in the Omega section - at By Tor's reviews.
And dude I am pretty sure that James Bond's Omega doesn't have that gay "007007007007007007007007007" all across the dial. Just get a regular SMP.
I agree it is a bad idea - the risk is not worth it, however small it is.
Nevertheless, to suggest that it is unusual or "suspicious" for people with foreign accents to carry U.S. identification is simply wrong.