Hey, hey, slow down - having trouble keeping up here! As soon as I work what an Egiziano is, I get a Tevez, a Kerlon and a pipoca. Then I find out what they are, come back, and suddenly I have to work out what a palomitas in cine Yelmo is!
In other words, it's a clock!
I don't mind it (really) - I think there's a place for a portable steel porthole on my arm - it's a conversation starter for sure.
Okay, okay, the conversation might start "that's one a them HMPS electronic tags, innit?" but beggars can't be choosers....
Oh, and for the record, the Egyptian Navy are amongst the world's best. Have you ever heard of their divers being caught sticking a limpet mine on a enemy ship? Exactly, they're that good. Either that, or all their divers sank under the weight of their oversized watches....