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chronoluvvv

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  1. I started a new business overnight! Step right up folks, for a tube of Nanuq's Best Glacial Silt Crystal Polishing Compound! Made from organic glacial silt carefully gathered by Alaskan Natives using traditional hunter-gatherer methods perfected over eons of time, this is unarguably the finest polishing grit known to mankind. French imported rouge? Pffffffft it's [censored] paste. This is it, the ultimate, the finest anywhere. For only $59.99 I'll send you not one, but TWO ziplock baggies full of powdered and filtered Nanuq's Best Glacial Silt Crystal Polishing Compound, just add water for the finest effect possible. Guaranteed to work or double your silt back! :tu:

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    yeaaa

    that's too milky for me ;)

  2. Ye, right. That also suck these days. We are saving like crazy to stay out of the crises many other countries are fighting. But if you are lucky and manage to convince them you need it you have the chance to get first class healthcare.

     

    so i hear

    how do ya plan to supplement your income ?

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