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SHES SO UGLY I WOULDN'T FUCK HER WITH YOUR DICK

I would certainly hope not. That would be analogous to putting a Ferrari in the hands of a kid on a tricycle.

You wouldn't know what to do with it and it would scare the crap out of you in the process

As the Rock says..."Know your Role"

BTW...I wouldn't either but I bet she can cook up a great lasagna

HAL...you can see from the last pic that your Mom's identity is not fully available. This is to protect her anonimity as there are still many who fear human machine intercourse and might do your Mom harm if they were to find her.

This may cost me my job at Labia Majorum Enterprises, but I have gotten you the picture of your Mom that was removed from the T-shirt. Run the Norton utilities disk cleaning sub routine when you are finished to remove her image from your hard drive

Take this warning seriously as BIGSWARTZ is watching everything we do

HAL

Don't let Undermeman pull your connectors

Here is a bonafide pic of your real MOM

HAL

Don't let Undermeman pull your connectors

Here is a bonafide pic of your real MOM

I think this is HAL

Damn Chipmunks

BIN PEDDLING...

Winds may blow over the icy sea

I'll take with me the warmth of thee

A taste of honey

A taste much sweeter than wine

I will return

I'll return

I'll come back for the honey and you

A kiss from the fairy prince will restore her beauty

I hope the day will be a lighter highway

For friends are found on every road

Can you ever think of any better way

For the lost and weary travellers to go

Making friends for the world to see

Let the people know you got what you need

With a friend at hand you will see the light

If your friends are there then everything's all right

It seems to me a crime that we should age

These fragile times should never slip us by

A time you never can or shall erase

As friends together watch their childhood fly

@jf...Not yet...but I am working up a special formula to accomplish that noble and daunting deed

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn, and caldron bubble

Tush rubs are perfectly legal in most bath tubs...especially big bathtubs

The sponsor will have to get back to you on front rubs after he checks the LB rulebook

HAL baby

Tron sent me over to show you a good time. He told me you are just full of interesting logic routines and can multitask and multithread at the same time.

Forget it....I couldn't do it with two bags over that head

In fact I couldn't do it with two bags over my heads

Hi Neil,

Point well taken.

What would you suggest as a repacement to Imageshack?

Is it HAL's Birthday?

Here are more goodies for him (I think HAL's a him ??)

DD = Double Dose; Damned Delicious; Definitely Desirable; Down and Dirty

Tough to satisfy all four criteria at once but here goes...

Waiting for the foggy morn when we can sneak up on the Norwegian merchantman laddie

and the light of day...

BIN BUTT BANANZA

What fuss?

But I'll keep searching for that quarter