So I got my first two reps because of this community. I ordered them from Joshua and they arrived and now things have changed for me.
For starters, instead of the 5 minutes it takes me to get dressed, it is now about half an hour. I sift through my closet trying on dress shirts for work to find out which ones have the right amount of sleeve in order to flash some watch. I hate wearing my Jacket even though its balls cold out here in Paris. The sleeves on the jacket are too long and with it on, there is no hope of flashing watch.
The metro ride in the morning is now all about picking the right spot to stand. I walk the platform looking for the cutest girl waiting. Nice stockings lady, Im waiting next to you. We get on together and I make it so that I hold the door for her, stretching my arm as far as possible so that my sleeves pull pack and my Rolex blinds her. Did she notice? URghgh
Now we're on the train and perfect, shes grabbed the pole and is standing to my left. I take my left hand and grab the same pole. The train is so crowded that her face is only inches away from my watch. My watch hand is now fully extended to grab the same pole, sleeves pulled way back, and. WHOO HOO, shes gotta notice it now. Out of the corner of my eye, i see her eyeing it. Then i feel her eyes glance at me, then back at the watch... WAIT A MINUTE, what if shes an AD or something? Maybe her father used to have a grand collection and she can spot a REP from a mile away.
ABORT ABORT. hands back into pocket, head slumped.
When will the insanity stop?