Pffffffffffffftttttt. Excuses. I had mine serviced by a wanker watchmaker here in town, it's a garden variety ETA movement, tough as nails, you can beat it like a one-eye rented mule.
The only parts you need to worry about trashing are the crown, dial and hands. The bezel won't pop off and get lost, so you keep it screwed down and just enjoy it.
Heck I take mine swimming! No worries.
C'monnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn you know you want it.
Be that guy. The guy that owns One of Twelve.
Curiously, of those twelve, I believe FOUR of them live here.