TwoTone

And now for some non-A.L...

Maybe the Joke is on us and Blade and _____ are one in the same!

TT

Tough day with your teenager? Read this.

The Goodbye Letter

A father passing by his son's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was

nicely made, and everything was picked up.

Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow.

It was addressed, "Dad." With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope

and read the letter, with trembling hands.

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.

I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene

with Mom and you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so

nice, but I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercing,

tattoos, her tight motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than

I am.

But it's not only the passion... Dad she's pregnant. Stacy said that we will

be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood

for the whole winter.

We share a dream of having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to

the fact that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for

ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all the

cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will

find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself.

Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your

grandchildren.

Love, your son,

John.

P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house.

I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the

report card that's in my center desk drawer. I love you! Call when it is

safe for me to come home."

My kind of kid

One MUST start this thread with the wonderful, fantastic, awesome, supreme beauty of the one and only A. Lima

Ever wonder what happened to Thomas' TRC Avatar?

I found him over in the ol' RWG bin...