I debated mentioning that in the first post but I thought it would be fun to see a few reactions first... bad decision on my part I guess. Oh well, no need to be on the lookout and get out of the way if TheDukeZip is on your tail, it's all good.
If anyone else has the same car and you want to know how to do this...
1) put your key in but don't turn
2) push and hold trip/reset
3) turn lights on
4) turn ignition to on (the notch before start engine)
5) quickly turn lights off, on, then off again (you have 5 seconds to do this)
6) release trip/reset, then push and release it 3 more times quickly (you have 5 more seconds to do this)
now you're in diagnostic mode. every time you press trip/reset the guages do a sweep and all the lights blink. Take lots of crazy pictures!
to exit diagnostic mode, just shut the ignition off