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onzenuub

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  1. :D

    I can't get away from these places...

    My eyes are red from staring at the damn computer screen.

    I get out of bed in the morning and my first thought is, "What watch do I want to wear today?" Then I pick my wardrobe around the watch.

    I pass on the cleavage to get a peek at the watch.

    I look at myself in the mirror to see what my watch must look like to everyone else.

    Doc, whatever you do, never pass on the cleavage.

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