Johnkaz Posted October 11, 2009 Report Posted October 11, 2009 I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
coolfire Posted October 11, 2009 Report Posted October 11, 2009 WTF?!?! .... i always do that when they play LOUD music, though!
Demsey Posted October 11, 2009 Report Posted October 11, 2009 lol Pub lunch farts. Bubble and 'Sqeak?
MasterOfPuppets Posted October 12, 2009 Report Posted October 12, 2009 LOL good one! but why the hell would anyone listen to their ipod at a pub?!!!
RealReplica Posted November 7, 2009 Report Posted November 7, 2009 LOL good one! but why the hell would anyone listen to their ipod at a pub?!!! Well I think he obviously forgot he had them on?! Nice name and nice avvy btw Another Met fan
chronoluvvv Posted November 7, 2009 Report Posted November 7, 2009 next time, try & cough when you do p.s. do ya know why women fart after they pee ? they can't shake so they blow-dry
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