Johnkaz Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my pint and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samurai Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolfire Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 WTF?!?! .... i always do that when they play LOUD music, though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Demsey Posted October 11, 2009 Report Share Posted October 11, 2009 lol Pub lunch farts. Bubble and 'Sqeak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterOfPuppets Posted October 12, 2009 Report Share Posted October 12, 2009 LOL good one! but why the hell would anyone listen to their ipod at a pub?!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealReplica Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 LOL good one! but why the hell would anyone listen to their ipod at a pub?!!! Well I think he obviously forgot he had them on?! Nice name and nice avvy btw Another Met fan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterOfPuppets Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 nice signature u got there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chronoluvvv Posted November 7, 2009 Report Share Posted November 7, 2009 next time, try & cough when you do p.s. do ya know why women fart after they pee ? they can't shake so they blow-dry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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